Website Wonderland
(To the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glistnin',
I'm happy, although
My boss let me go –
Wandering in a website wonderland.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week –
Wandering in a website wonderland.

Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the Christmas dance?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "So, man?"
And slip back in my pixelated trance.

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm lost within my website wonderland.